{"id":141,"date":"2007-01-17T10:16:03","date_gmt":"2007-01-17T15:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=141"},"modified":"2007-01-17T10:16:03","modified_gmt":"2007-01-17T15:16:03","slug":"facilities-hates-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/facilities-hates-us\/","title":{"rendered":"Facilities Hates Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m typing with my gloves on. It&#8217;s not an easy feat. Why am I typing with my gloves on? Because facilities has deemed us to be unworthy of heat. It&#8217;s cold enough in here that a penguin would be bitching about it. We&#8217;ve called to complain, but apparently there are other people who are also without heat and who also have a little thing I like to call &#8220;clout.&#8221; Which means that they get to have someone try to fix <i>their<\/i> heat while we get to receive attitude for having the audacity to call <i>a second time<\/i> to report that, yes, it&#8217;s fricking Antarctica in here.<\/p>\n<p>Oh please, Flying Spaghetti Monster, save us from the polar bears!<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/360549994\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/148\/360549994_77649d6811.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"0117070948.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not so bad if you sit right next to the heater<\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/360552591\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/132\/360552591_6e9b3662bb.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Brrrr\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nHow can you deny this poor girl the chance to remember what it feels like to be warm?<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m typing with my gloves on. It&#8217;s not an easy feat. Why am I typing with my gloves on? Because facilities has deemed us to be unworthy of heat. It&#8217;s&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumble","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-2h","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}