{"id":139,"date":"2007-01-09T22:57:06","date_gmt":"2007-01-10T03:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=139"},"modified":"2007-01-09T22:57:06","modified_gmt":"2007-01-10T03:57:06","slug":"my-life-it-is-so-hard-yeah-really-i-swear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/my-life-it-is-so-hard-yeah-really-i-swear\/","title":{"rendered":"My Life, it is so Hard. Yeah. Really. I swear."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry for the lack of updates. My life has been boring lately. And I&#8217;ve been really busy planning this cocktail party for a college organization that I was in. Updates like, &#8220;Today I think that I pulled out half my hair. If nobody comes to the cocktail party on Thursday, I might curl up in the fetal position and cry&#8230;&#8221; Well, updates like that are just no fun. I do, however, promise that if I end up curled up in a ball on the floor of a function room, rocking back and forth and crying pitifully to myself&#8230; I&#8217;ll make sure to post the pictures. Video too, if there is any. <\/p>\n<p>The big news these days is that Kristian and I are going to London at the end of the month (note to would be robbers: we have an apartment sitter. Also, we hired a guard cougar for the week). <\/p>\n<p>Tickets to London are cheap in January because, well, it&#8217;s a city that&#8217;s already rainy and cold. Not exactly as attractive a destination as someplace warm and sunny. But, as my Dad pointed out, who needs it to be sunny out if you&#8217;re just going to be hanging out in pubs all day anyways? Say what you will about my family, we have our priorities straight. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>So, we&#8217;ll be in London for a week and in Paris for a couple of days. We&#8217;ll mostly be staying with family, so hopefully I won&#8217;t end up completely broke at the end of the week. I&#8217;ll still probably end up broke by the end of the week. Because, well, we&#8217;re going to London and Paris. And baby needs some new shoes. And, maybe some cute little outfits. Just kidding. I&#8217;ll stick to shoes. Maybe.<\/p>\n<p>So, does anybody know of some fun things to do in London that don&#8217;t involve spending oodles of cash or consuming massive amounts of calories? I put on 5 pounds during the holidays and somebody gave me a weight-loss book for Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>I think that we should spend most of our vacation taking long romantic walks. Even if we do spend a lot of time in the rain. I&#8217;ll just have to pack my favorite pink umbrella!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry for the lack of updates. My life has been boring lately. And I&#8217;ve been really busy planning this cocktail party for a college organization that I was in. Updates&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-2f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}