{"id":1386,"date":"2009-06-02T22:31:33","date_gmt":"2009-06-03T03:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1386"},"modified":"2009-06-02T22:31:33","modified_gmt":"2009-06-03T03:31:33","slug":"this-is-not-a-bike-blog-i-swear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/this-is-not-a-bike-blog-i-swear\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Not a Bike Blog&#8230; I Swear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I had to take the bus to work today and it sucked. I&#8217;ve only biked to work once and I&#8217;m already addicted.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>When I biked to work, I could leave on my own schedule, I got to enjoy some time in the sunshine, I got some exercise in and I arrived at work energized and ready to go.<\/p>\n<p>Today I pretty much phoned it in until my green tea was done brewing.<\/p>\n<p>And that was after I got my cardio in the form of running to catch the bus while dodging traffic (to the woman who saw me running and made the bus driver wait: thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!).<\/p>\n<p>Kristian is, as I type, looking into that little gear problem of mine. What a man, right? Eleven thirty at night and he&#8217;s spraying my bike with some lubricant that&#8217;s &#8220;better than WD-40&#8221; (as if such a thing actually exists). While I tell the internet about it.<\/p>\n<p>At least one of us has their priorities straight.<\/p>\n<p>Which one of us that is will be left as an exercise for the reader.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I had to take the bus to work today and it sucked. I&#8217;ve only biked to work once and I&#8217;m already addicted.\u00a0 When I biked to work, I could&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[27,2,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biking","category-random","category-the-great-blog-off"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-mm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1386"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1387,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1386\/revisions\/1387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}