{"id":1383,"date":"2009-05-31T23:15:20","date_gmt":"2009-06-01T04:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1383"},"modified":"2009-05-31T23:15:20","modified_gmt":"2009-06-01T04:15:20","slug":"red","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/red\/","title":{"rendered":"Red!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/3584422032\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2457\/3584422032_bc45814934_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n \n<\/div>\n<p>Ok, it&#8217;s a crappy picture, but this is my new hair cut and bright red hair color. For the best effect, I really should have taken this with a fan blowing gently behind me. You know, the J-Lo effect.<\/p>\n<p>I love the two days of the month (three if I play fast and loose with that whole showering thing) where I have movie-star hair. If my stylist doesn&#8217;t blow it out, it is not going to look like this. It takes her longer to straighten my hair than it does to do the actual cutting part. <\/p>\n<p>In other words, my hair pretty much never looks this good. And even if I had a million years to dedicate to attempting to get it looking this good, I would probably only succeed in frizzing it up or setting it on fire.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I&#8217;m pretty bad about actually going to get my hair cut. So, really, it only looks this good for 2-3 days every two months.<\/p>\n<p>This is my convoluted way of saying that I really should have taken a real picture.<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, it&#8217;s a crappy picture, but this is my new hair cut and bright red hair color. For the best effect, I really should have taken this with a fan&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5yggS-red","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}