{"id":1345,"date":"2009-05-01T16:33:47","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T21:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1345"},"modified":"2009-05-01T17:36:56","modified_gmt":"2009-05-01T22:36:56","slug":"i-just-might-be-the-stupidest-person-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/i-just-might-be-the-stupidest-person-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"I Just Might be the Stupidest Person Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had my flight time mixed up.<\/p>\n<p>By about three hours.<\/p>\n<p>In a completely impractical direction.<\/p>\n<p>Namely, I was going to need to break the sound barrier in order to get to the airport in time. And my taxi didn&#8217;t show up. I might have had a chance to make it if they had showed up on time.<\/p>\n<p>So, I will be taking a later flight. I&#8217;m on hold with the airline to find out just how much my stupidity is going to cost me. Right now, it&#8217;s looking like this is the costliest mistake of my entire life. And I&#8217;ve made some expensive fucking mistakes.<\/p>\n<p>To say that I feel like an idiot right would be the understatement of the year.<\/p>\n<p>**Update** BA apparently charges you a first-born child <em>plus<\/em> a couple of thousand dollars to make changes within seven days of your flight. It ended up being cheaper to cancel outright and buy a new ticket. I&#8217;m leaving tomorrow night. I still feel vaguely ill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had my flight time mixed up. By about three hours. In a completely impractical direction. Namely, I was going to need to break the sound barrier in order to&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,19,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumble","category-the-great-blog-off","category-travel"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-lH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1345"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1348,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions\/1348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}