{"id":1330,"date":"2009-04-25T21:43:10","date_gmt":"2009-04-26T02:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1330"},"modified":"2009-04-25T22:08:18","modified_gmt":"2009-04-26T03:08:18","slug":"hello-rita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/hello-rita\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello, Rita"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kristian and I are unwinding from a long day of sun and music by chilling out at a Mexican restaurant. Our waitress is nowhere to be found and that is just criminal. I&#8217;m fairly sure that if I don&#8217;t get a margarita soon, I shall surely perish.<\/p>\n<p>No, I am not an alcoholic.<\/p>\n<p>I just play one on this blog for your amusement.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, though, the mexicans have centuries of perfecting a cuisine for people who have been in a hot climate all day. I look forward to benefiting from their ageless wisdom.<\/p>\n<p>I also look forward to my mother flipping tacos.<\/p>\n<p>Update: mission accomplished<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/p-1600-1200-16133b42-6382-486b-acd9-47f398b7d37f.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/p-1600-1200-16133b42-6382-486b-acd9-47f398b7d37f.jpeg?resize=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-364\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kristian and I are unwinding from a long day of sun and music by chilling out at a Mexican restaurant. Our waitress is nowhere to be found and that is&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,19,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-the-great-blog-off","category-travel"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-ls","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1330"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1333,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions\/1333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}