{"id":133,"date":"2006-12-11T21:00:24","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T02:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=133"},"modified":"2006-12-11T21:00:24","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T02:00:24","slug":"give-the-people-what-they-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/give-the-people-what-they-want\/","title":{"rendered":"Give the People What They Want"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m at a loss for what to post, so I&#8217;m going to mine my November referral stats for search terms and attempt to give some humorous answers to them.<\/p>\n<p><b>Dia de los veteranos<\/b><\/p>\n<p>That would be spanglish for &#8220;Veterans&#8217; Day.&#8221; Dia de los veteranos is not a real holiday like Flag Day, Arbor Day or Evacuation Day.<\/p>\n<p><b>bright orange vomit<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Is very, very gross. And easily attained by combining pyridium, antibiotics and then not eating breakfast. Apparently most people prefer to pretend that you don&#8217;t exist when <a href = \"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=40\">it happens<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>pictures of jeans tucked into boots<\/b><\/p>\n<p>No. Jeans tucked into boots are an abomination. The fewer pictures of them, the better.<\/p>\n<p><b>how to give yourself curly\/wavy hair<\/b><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s easy! Just follow my handy dandy <a href = \"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=127\">guide<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>do we look disgusting to cockroaches<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I would imagine that we probably do. What with our lack of antennae and wings.<\/p>\n<p><b>why is it called cupcakes<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Because if they were called cockroach-cakes, nobody would eat them.<\/p>\n<p><b>PEOPLE IGNORING YOU<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Maybe you should STOP YELLING AT THEM!<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, none of my responses were that funny. Better luck next month?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m at a loss for what to post, so I&#8217;m going to mine my November referral stats for search terms and attempt to give some humorous answers to them. Dia&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-29","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}