{"id":1297,"date":"2009-04-13T22:42:23","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T03:42:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1297"},"modified":"2009-04-13T22:42:23","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T03:42:23","slug":"the-snidely-splint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/the-snidely-splint\/","title":{"rendered":"The Snidely Splint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Snidely_Whiplash\">Snidely Whiplash<\/a> ain&#8217;t got nothing on me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Snidely Splint by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/3439887351\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3542\/3439887351_55346531fc.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"Snidely Splint\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;ve always wanted a mustache that I could curl up in a menacing manner. Who knew that it would be as easy as cutting up the end of my finger and then finding a sharpie?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">On this ridiculous note, I now go to bed.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snidely Whiplash ain&#8217;t got nothing on me! I&#8217;ve always wanted a mustache that I could curl up in a menacing manner. Who knew that it would be as easy as&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-kV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1297"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1298,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1297\/revisions\/1298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}