{"id":1275,"date":"2009-04-09T14:23:05","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T19:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1275"},"modified":"2009-04-09T14:23:05","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T19:23:05","slug":"finger-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/finger-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Finger Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the doctor&#8217;s office to have them take a look at my finger. I didn&#8217;t need stitches (But I almost did! Please don&#8217;t accuse me of being a baby!). She did use steri-strips to hold everything in place. Then she put some Bacitracin on my finger and put a bandaid on it. Can I just say how insignificant my injury looks with a plain bandaid on it? Then she put the splint back on. Mostly to remind me to not wack my finger against anything. Like, say&#8230;. my keyboard. Doorknobs. Immersion blenders.<\/p>\n<p>Where was that splint last night, I might ask? Fucking useless. Stupid splint.<\/p>\n<p>She also gave me Vicodin. Expect a suitably loopy post from me tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the doctor&#8217;s office to have them take a look at my finger. I didn&#8217;t need stitches (But I almost did! Please don&#8217;t accuse me of being a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-kz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1275"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1276,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275\/revisions\/1276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}