{"id":125,"date":"2006-11-25T21:59:08","date_gmt":"2006-11-26T02:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=125"},"modified":"2006-11-25T21:59:08","modified_gmt":"2006-11-26T02:59:08","slug":"wiiiiiii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wiiiiiii\/","title":{"rendered":"Wiiiiiii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I learned tonight that I kick ass at Nintendo Boxing. Kristian was a little scared. He threatened to make me sleep on the couch. I guess that he&#8217;s scared that I will have some wii dreams and punch him in my sleep.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like I&#8217;m 14 years old again. I want the must-have toy for Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose that I should have saved up a few hundred bucks and then waited in line when I knew that the consoles would be available. I&#8217;m now reduced to hoping that Santa will bring me one. And, seeing as how I&#8217;m 25 years old and living on my own, I doubt that Santa will be bringing me any toys.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose that I will just have to find some kid who was lucky enough to have Santa bring them a Wii and then steal it from them. :p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I learned tonight that I kick ass at Nintendo Boxing. Kristian was a little scared. He threatened to make me sleep on the couch. I guess that he&#8217;s scared that&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5yggS-wiiiiiii","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}