{"id":1243,"date":"2009-04-04T16:00:43","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T21:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1243"},"modified":"2009-04-04T16:02:04","modified_gmt":"2009-04-04T21:02:04","slug":"say-hello-to-julian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/say-hello-to-julian\/","title":{"rendered":"Say Hello to Julian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi! My name is Julian! I&#8217;m only a week old and I already have my own gmail account. That&#8217;s what an awesome baby I am. I am seven pounds of concentrated awesome.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>My parents&#8217; friends Hope and Kristian visited me for the first time last night.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"IMG_4436 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/3412824584\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3592\/3412824584_593801cf32_m.jpg?resize=240%2C186\" alt=\"IMG_4436\" width=\"240\" height=\"186\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They brought pizza and peanut-butter cheesecake. Which is kindof rude. Because, hello. I am a small, squishy baby and won&#8217;t be eating such delicious things for something like a year. Which, in baby time is like seven centuries. And then <em>they ate it in front of me<\/em>. Don&#8217;t even get me started on how obnoxious that was.<\/p>\n<p>I think that the curly haired one dropped some crumbs on my head.<\/p>\n<p>Bitch.<\/p>\n<p>My parents are pretty cool, though. My Dad likes to point at me and laugh. I have no idea why.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"IMG_4441 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/3412826944\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3651\/3412826944_1ea7fc5dc0_m.jpg?resize=240%2C160\" alt=\"IMG_4441\" width=\"240\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure that it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I look like a small Winston Churchill. Do I look like a guy who would go to war with Germany? I don&#8217;t even know where Germany is on a map yet! I don&#8217;t even know what <em>maps<\/em> are yet! I try to point this out to him, but all he says is, &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong little guy? Are you hungry? Do you need to have your diaper changed?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>These times are trying for a baby such as myself.<\/p>\n<p>I like this one. She lets me open my own presents. I believe that her name is Mom. Possibly Mommy. Maybe Christina. These adult humans are very confusing in their nomenclature.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"IMG_4475 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/3412834814\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3618\/3412834814_b5edfc65e1_m.jpg?resize=240%2C160\" alt=\"IMG_4475\" width=\"240\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh boy. A quilt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"IMG_4480 by hopers, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/3412836786\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3394\/3412836786_87f450315a_m.jpg?resize=240%2C160\" alt=\"IMG_4480\" width=\"240\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am so going to spit up on that later.<\/p>\n<p>To see more pictures of me and all of my awesomeness, please click <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/sets\/72157616262218111\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi! My name is Julian! I&#8217;m only a week old and I already have my own gmail account. That&#8217;s what an awesome baby I am. 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