{"id":122,"date":"2006-11-22T18:36:13","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T23:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=122"},"modified":"2006-11-22T18:36:13","modified_gmt":"2006-11-22T23:36:13","slug":"things-i-thought-about-today-while-i-should-have-been-clearing-my-mind-during-yoga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/things-i-thought-about-today-while-i-should-have-been-clearing-my-mind-during-yoga\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I Thought About Today While I Should Have Been Clearing My Mind During Yoga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yoga is an excellent opportunity to show of my adorably painted toenails. This effect was <i>completely<\/i> ruined by the fact that I haven&#8217;t shaved my legs in <i>weeks<\/i>. Hey, Kristian doesn&#8217;t seem to mind and nobody else normally sees them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;m going to make cupcakes for Thanksgiving tomorrow, I should probably think about (you know) actually making said cupcakes.<\/p>\n<p>Men who wear tight yoga pants must be really confident in their ability to think about baseball. Especially around women wearing low cut yoga shirts.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s very hard to concentrate on your breathing when your nose is stuffed up to the point where breathing through it makes you sound like one of those whistling tea kettles. I wonder if yoga masters ever get sinus infections.<\/p>\n<p>Clearly, I will not be attaining any state of enlightenment today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yoga is an excellent opportunity to show of my adorably painted toenails. This effect was completely ruined by the fact that I haven&#8217;t shaved my legs in weeks. Hey, Kristian&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-1Y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}