{"id":1219,"date":"2009-03-28T21:50:35","date_gmt":"2009-03-29T03:50:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1219"},"modified":"2009-03-29T16:26:11","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T21:26:11","slug":"practical-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/practical-shoes\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Practical&#8221; Shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/hopers\/3393316971\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3629\/3393316971_4f58848d03_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>I consider myself to be a fairly practical person&#8230; but I sure as hell own a metric shit ton of completely impractical shoes. Think of it as a one woman fight against the balls of my own feet.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m awesome like that.<\/p>\n<p>Well, with the advent of this whole <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1210\">Hope Fucked Up Her Knee<\/a> business, I&#8217;m finding that I can&#8217;t wear a good chunk of the shoes that I own. Rather than reevaluate my own footwear choices, I chose to cope with this new void in my shoe life by purchasing a pair of Chuck Taylors. Pros: Flat. Basic black goes with everything in my wardrobe (a plus when your other footwear choices are a pair of rainboots and my painting shoes). They let me to pretend that I&#8217;m still young and hip even if all the kids are all probably wearing something totally different. And impractical.<\/p>\n<p>Cons? I wonder if they send out the message that I don&#8217;t take myself all that seriously.<\/p>\n<p>On second thought, I <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> take myself all that seriously.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, these shoes are pretty much full of win.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I consider myself to be a fairly practical person&#8230; but I sure as hell own a metric shit ton of completely impractical shoes. Think of it as a one woman&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,2,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-random","category-the-great-blog-off"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-jF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1219"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1225,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219\/revisions\/1225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}