{"id":1181,"date":"2009-03-13T15:55:25","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T20:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2009-03-13T15:55:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-13T20:55:25","slug":"some-random-ramblings-for-a-friday-afternoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/some-random-ramblings-for-a-friday-afternoon\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Random Ramblings for a Friday Afternoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when I used to write <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?cat=18\">book reports on Fridays<\/a>? Yeah, apparently I hate every book I read these days and don&#8217;t feel that I, in good conscience, can recommend them to you. Also, I have the attention span of a fruit fly.<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>Oh look, something shiny!<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>My new iPhone is going to give me a wicked case of bipolar disorder. Can you\u00a0acquire\u00a0bipolar disorder? This things runs more hot and cold than Jennifer\u00a0Anniston\u00a0and John Mayer. I&#8217;m not kidding. It&#8217;s broken, then it&#8217;s not. It won&#8217;t get service and then it does. It works great, then it doesn&#8217;t. I&#8217;m currently restoring it because iTunes randomly decided that my phone was in recovery mode and would need to be reset to factory defaults.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s enough to make a girl get a Blackberry.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, like that will ever happen<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>We bought two\u00a0nail-guns\u00a0at Lowes last night. This shouldn&#8217;t make me as excited as I am.<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>I usually avoid caffeine in all of its non-chocolatey forms. But today I accidentally ate a Cliff bar that contains as much caffeine as an average cup of coffee. And I think that it made me more tired. Somebody remind me to break Kristian&#8217;s snooze button. Also, could somebody please explain to me why Cliff bars need to have any caffeine in them at all.<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>I need a new iPhone case. The last one was stolen along with my poor iPhone that never decided to stomp its feet and go into recovery mode. It wouldn&#8217;t have fit this one anyways. Part of me wants to get something cute. Part of me wants to yell at the stupid thing, &#8220;You&#8217;ll get a pretty new outfit when you learn to behave, you impudent young thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>I had a conversation the other day with my sister over gchat that involved me talking the entire time IN ALL CAPS. As in &#8220;ALL CAPS IS FUNNY! YOU WILL LAUGH AT ME!&#8221; I&#8217;m not sure how amused she was.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m very glad that there is no way to bitch-slap someone over the internet (superpoking aside). Sure, I&#8217;d enjoy using it myself. But, I&#8217;d probably end up black and blue.<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>I never know how to end posts like these.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when I used to write book reports on Fridays? 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