{"id":1179,"date":"2009-03-12T13:19:03","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T18:19:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1179"},"modified":"2009-03-12T13:19:44","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T18:19:44","slug":"facebook-is-mocking-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/facebook-is-mocking-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Facebook is Mocking Me"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ok, facebook, I get it. Apparently you think that this kind of pressure from my Mom, my Grandparents and the rest of the stupid world is not enough. No, apparently I need facebook to lean on me every time I log in (which is not<\/em> 17,462 times a day while at work. I swear).<\/p>\n

You know what, facebook? I think that you’re being unnecessarily pushy. It’s not that either of us is ashamed to ask. The answer to that particular question is a foregone conclusion. No, facebook, it’s a matter of finances. Or lack thereof. Perhaps you don’t understand, as you are raking in the ad revenue hand over fist. Ironically, from the same stupid ads that are currently taunting me.<\/p>\n

Unlike you, facebook, I don’t go to sleep on a giant pile of money every night. And all of the extra cash that we do<\/em> have goes towards fixing the 8,345,962 things that are currently wrong with our house. The previous owners… they didn’t like to finish projects. Or measure things. Or insulate outside facing walls. Or do anything by building code. So, we don’t have any extra cash to pay for an open bar and beef or chicken for all of our friends and family.<\/p>\n

So, I’m asking you nicely, facebook, to back the fuck off. Lest I start giving you the same answer that I give to everyone else….<\/p>\n

WHEN YOU STOP ASKING!!!<\/p>\n

Phew.<\/p>\n

Ahem.<\/p>\n

I’m better now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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