{"id":1155,"date":"2009-03-06T21:39:43","date_gmt":"2009-03-07T02:39:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1155"},"modified":"2009-03-06T21:39:43","modified_gmt":"2009-03-07T02:39:43","slug":"words-that-make-you-go-all-cross-eyed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/words-that-make-you-go-all-cross-eyed\/","title":{"rendered":"Words That Make You Go All Cross-Eyed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dustin and I both posted our own topics yesterday. Unfortunately, he posted first. Which means that I was supposed to post about his topic. Luckily, for me, he was feeling generous and let me defer my post until today. Which, if you knew half the shit I went through yesterday, would make you think that he&#8217;s some kind of hero.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s my hero.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, Dustin wrote a bunch of science-y things yesterday. Including the phrase, &#8220;in real person speak, the best I can translate that is Multivariate Statstical Analysis with biological applications.&#8221; Which I think is just preciously adorable. Because I don&#8217;t understand a word of that. Except the phrase &#8220;real people speak.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So in a word (ok, several), I don&#8217;t understand advanced biometrics. At all.<\/p>\n<p>These are some other thing I don&#8217;t understand:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dispersion matrices (duh)<\/li>\n<li>The appeal of Kid Rock<\/li>\n<li>Jews for Jesus<\/li>\n<li>Log Cabin Republicans<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>Luckily, there aren&#8217;t too many concepts out there that make me go all cross-eyed.\u00a0<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dustin and I both posted our own topics yesterday. Unfortunately, he posted first. Which means that I was supposed to post about his topic. Luckily, for me, he was feeling&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-the-great-blog-off"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-iD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1155"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1156,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions\/1156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}