{"id":115,"date":"2006-11-15T11:43:27","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T16:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=115"},"modified":"2006-11-15T11:46:22","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T16:46:22","slug":"love-and-car-bombs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/love-and-car-bombs\/","title":{"rendered":"Love and Car Bombs"},"content":{"rendered":"
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(Pictured, the cupcake that I will be eating after lunch today)<\/p>\n

I made a triple batch of earl grey cupcakes last night. I made one that was nice and big with heart cupcake paper (left over from Valentine’s Day). I then took pink M&Ms and decorated the top with the most artistically challenged heart ever.<\/p>\n

While Kristian was distracted by a sink full of dirty dishes (he is apparently hard wired to have his blood pressure spike when you can’t see the counter next to the sink), I stole his car keys, snuck outside, and left the ginormous cupcake of pink m&m deliciosity for him to find in the morning. I should have gone for a joy ride while I was at it. Oh well, maybe next time.<\/p>\n

When I got back inside, Kristian asked what I was doing and, because I am the world’s worst liar, I mumbled something about my keys and ran away. Luckily he was still in “must… clean… all… dishes….” mode and was easily distracted.<\/p>\n

This morning Kristian was surprised by a little package, all wrapped up in tinfoil, sitting next to the shifter in his car. Because he is a crazy person, the first thing that he thought when he saw it was, “that kindof looks like a car bomb.” But, because I am also<\/i> a crazy person, the first thing that I thought when I woke up this morning was “you know, that aluminum foil kindof looked like a car bomb.”<\/p>\n

This is true love, people. When your particular flavors of crazy collide.<\/p>\n

Kristian opened the top of his little package and peeked in to see chocolate and not C-4, so he drove to work happy. Little does he know, it’s C-4 covered in ganache*<\/i>. <\/p>\n

Muahahahahaha.<\/p>\n

*Note to the Department of Homeland Security: The above post is intended for humor purposes only. No real explosives were used in the making of these cupcakes.
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