Seriously. I was about 32 seconds into my walk home when the skies opened up and Mother Nature proceeded to spit all over me. I could have used a much less friendly verb right now, but I didn’t… because I like you.<\/p>\n
So, yeah. It rained. A lot. After another 47 seconds my glasses were completely useless. When will science develop automatic eye-glass wipers, when?!?!<\/p>\n
So, there I was half-blind and sopping wet; Mother Nature’s whipping girl. Hey, I’m not the one driving a hummer and clubbing baby seals. I walk to work. I reduce, I reuse, I recycle. Ok, I’m not so good with the reducing. But I’m working on it! I swear! <\/p>\n
I got so soaked that I had to change all of my clothes, even my underwear and socks. The upside, however, is that I was able to switch my pants for a pair with a drawstring for when we go out tonight. All you can eat, all you can drink at Redbones. Oh yes. I shall overindulge myself like the good American that I am. <\/p>\n
If I don’t eat and drink myself into a stupor tonight, the terrorists have won.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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