{"id":1008,"date":"2009-02-20T22:41:07","date_gmt":"2009-02-21T03:41:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/?p=1008"},"modified":"2009-02-20T22:41:07","modified_gmt":"2009-02-21T03:41:07","slug":"headaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/headaches\/","title":{"rendered":"Headaches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a headache. It kindof feels like someone punched me really hard in the face. Maybe someone really did punch me in the face. I have that vague headache daze thing going on right now. So, really, anything could have happened today. I would only vaguely remember.<\/p>\n<p>This fulfills my contractual obligation to post something today.<\/p>\n<p>I bet you all wish that you could punch yourselves in the face and forget reading this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a headache. It kindof feels like someone punched me really hard in the face. Maybe someone really did punch me in the face. I have that vague headache&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grumble","category-the-great-blog-off"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5yggS-gg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1009,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions\/1009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hoperoth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}