If you're going to move to France from a state in the US, you can't go wrong with Massachusetts. Not only do they have drivers license reciprocity (saving me all…
Ok, maybe he thinks that I look like a marshmallow. But it's ten degrees out there right now. And, so, he offered (offered!) to come and pick me up. So…
When your girlfriend says, "I really like my new coat, but I kindof feel like I look like a cross between the Michelin Man and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man,"…
Who could forget Doogie Howser, MD? Well, I could, because I wasn't allowed to watch that show back then. We were a PBS only type of family. This probably explains…
This week has somehow conspired to make my crazier than a post-partum Britney Spears. You know, shaving-her-head-hitting-cars-with-umbrellas Britney. My hair is intact and Kristian took away my umbrella, but methinks…
Come now, Dustin, don't you know that the best video EVAR about eating your vegetables is Captain Vegetable from Sesame Street: And, if that's not awesome enough for you, check…
 Happy delurking day everyone! Today is the day that you're supposed to shed your comfortable anonymity and let me know that there are more people reading this blog than…
Well, today is Dustin's birthday. And he thinks that he's old. Which is kindof cute. Because he's practically a baby. For those of you who are just checking in, Dustin…
It's been a truly lazy day, today. It's 7:30pm and I'm still in my pajamas. I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this. The weather is supposed to get…
Ok, so apparently Dustin is pulling out all of the stops in this whole blog-off thingamajig. Today, he talked about Gold Bond and a "special" second use for it. Now,…