That could almost be a catch phrase for what it's going to take to get my house clean... I've been thinking a lot about New Years Resolutions. I tend to…
This year, I gave myself a very nice Christmas present. Plastic Surgery. No, I didn't get my boobs pumped up, my tummy tucked or my nose sliced off Michael Jackson-style.…
Pro Tip: When someone asks you about where they might procure a difficult to find Christmas present, the correct answer is "[Store1], [store2] or [store3]." The correct answer is not,…
Pro Tip: If you're looking to get yourself into the Christmas Spirit and you're tired of all of the Christmas songs that you normally listen to? Don't, for the love…