I’m at a loss for what to post, so I’m going to mine my November referral stats for search terms and attempt to give some humorous answers to them.
Dia de los veteranos
That would be spanglish for “Veterans’ Day.” Dia de los veteranos is not a real holiday like Flag Day, Arbor Day or Evacuation Day.
bright orange vomit
Is very, very gross. And easily attained by combining pyridium, antibiotics and then not eating breakfast. Apparently most people prefer to pretend that you don’t exist when it happens.
pictures of jeans tucked into boots
No. Jeans tucked into boots are an abomination. The fewer pictures of them, the better.
how to give yourself curly/wavy hair
It’s easy! Just follow my handy dandy guide.
do we look disgusting to cockroaches
Yes, I would imagine that we probably do. What with our lack of antennae and wings.
why is it called cupcakes
Because if they were called cockroach-cakes, nobody would eat them.
PEOPLE IGNORING YOU
Maybe you should STOP YELLING AT THEM!
Yeah, none of my responses were that funny. Better luck next month?
